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February 11, 2009

This week’s question is the brainchild of Alexa (again. I know), SO@24, and Dolce.

Would you rather be fucked by someone who is wearing a fanny pack?

a puka shell necklace?

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Kez says:

The necklace. Hands down.
Never ever ever should a fanny pack be attached to a hot man.
We call em bum bags in Australia, by the way!

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February 11th, 2009 at 4:10 am
Jules says:

Necklace.

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February 11th, 2009 at 4:27 am
-A (Ashley) says:

Definitely the necklace. Even THINKING about a fanny pack is a deal breaker for this girl!

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February 11th, 2009 at 4:46 am
Sleepyjane says:

Necklace. Definitely.

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February 11th, 2009 at 4:55 am
Ben says:

Is there any competition?

Fannypack.

NO! NECKLACE!!

damnit…

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February 11th, 2009 at 5:21 am
verybadcat says:

Necklace. That was a no brainer.

As a bonus, may I “accidentally” destroy the necklace in my fit of passion?

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February 11th, 2009 at 6:07 am
Travis says:

I have a thing for beach bunnies, so I’ll go with the puka shells.

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February 11th, 2009 at 6:09 am
AshleyD says:

Necklace, but both really are hideous.

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February 11th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Jaime says:

Necklace. Especially if he looks like Kenny Chesney. *drool*

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February 11th, 2009 at 6:37 am
Arielle says:

This is too easy. The necklace, duh. The fanny pack would get in the way.

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February 11th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Lemmonex says:

God Maxie–these are always such a tough call.

The necklace. He will probably have a tan at least.

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February 11th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Squish says:

necklace -hands down.

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February 11th, 2009 at 7:04 am
Jossie Posie says:

No contest, the necklace.

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February 11th, 2009 at 7:10 am
chasingparadise says:

Necklace, hands down. Fanny packs frighten me.

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February 11th, 2009 at 7:11 am
Suz says:

No question- the necklace for sure.

I can’t even look at someone wearing a fannypack without breaking in to fits of giggles which would probably not be appropriate when being f***ed!

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February 11th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Antonella says:

Duh, that’s an easy one, the necklace.

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February 11th, 2009 at 7:37 am
kylie says:

the necklace most definitely! no way on the fanny pack!

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February 11th, 2009 at 7:44 am
bethie says:

Yeah I’m pretty sure I’ve already accomplished the puka shell option. And uh…how you gonna fuck with a fanny pack on? Like it’s one thing if a dude doesn’t take off his socks or something (though still kinda eeewwww) but I feel like the fanny pack is right in the way.

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February 11th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Liebchen says:

Necklace, hands down. If he’s doing it right, that’s the *last* thing I’ll be thinking about.

Fanny packs, though? Just in the way.

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February 11th, 2009 at 7:53 am
belle says:

Necklace, definitely. There are many things wrong with the fanny pack. First being, it’s a fanny pack. Second, can a man even FIND a fanny pack on his own? Probably not. So, there’s either a very poorly dressed gee-eff in the picture, or most likely — HIS MOTHER. Um, ew.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Crissy says:

The necklace. It’s just an unfortunate fashion mistake that some otherwise perfectly reasonable dudes make, where the fanny pack implies a much deeper issue.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Angela says:

The pukka shell necklace. The fanny pack SCREAMS old nerdy nasty man.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Stealthnerd says:

Necklace all the way.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Shaba says:

Both options make me want to cry.
I guess the necklace.
Attention Men-Do not do the necklace. Ever. The FannyPack is also all sorts of awful.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:07 am
BWP says:

A fanny pack. It would make for a good story. Also, he might have candy in there. Candy! Or mini bottles of alcohol. Or drugs. Look, I’m not picky.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Racquel Valencia says:

Just to be different, I’m going to say fanny pack. The wearer of the fanny pack obviously has no shame, thus the sex would be hotter.

My logic rules.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:08 am
Leland says:

Definitely the necklace. When I think of puka shell necklaces I think of hot surfers, or at least the preppy boys I used to secretly like in high school who thought puka shells made them look like they could have been hot surfers (when it just make them look like they could be gay). Fanny packs remind me of everything that’s wrong with the world.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:09 am
E.P. says:

Ha! Umm, I’m thinking the necklace.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Marie says:

Hands down the necklace. I may vomit if it were the fanny pack. Ew.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:16 am
hazel says:

yuck! both are hideous and disgusting.

but i’d have to say necklace since the fanny pack might get in the way when we’re doing the deed.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Akirah says:

Will he be wearing the article in question while we’re having the sex? If so, I think I’ll go for the dude with the necklace. I think the fanny pack would just get in the way.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:16 am
andhari says:

puka shell. ew fanny pack.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Jessica says:

Definitely the necklace. Those actually aren’t SO bad. Much better than a fanny pack!

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Mermanda says:

Depends. If he’s wearing the fanny pack ironically, I could dig that. If he’s wearing the fanny pack because of its functionality–necklace all the way.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Elle Bee says:

DEFINITELY the necklace.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:35 am
lbluca77 says:

The necklace hands down. If Brad Pitt was wearing a fanny pack I would not sleep with him. Well maybe I would just turn off the lights.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Kristen says:

Definitely the necklace. And the Kenny Chesney picture helps. Little crush.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Tristan | the almost right word says:

I’ll be very intrigued by those who answer that they’d prefer the fanny pack. The necklace. No doubt.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:56 am
fizzgig says:

depends on whats in the fanny pack. it could get in the way and bruise your hips….

but i guess the real question is the type of guy wearing either. and that is an easy answer.

necklace.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:57 am
rs27 says:

Those are both dudes.

This is not fair, I will not play that game.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Chris says:

Fanny pack. Because at least there’s a chance it’s a woman.

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Lia says:

although they both make me a little queasy, i think the fanny pack implies deep rooted issues and possible evil! haha so I’ll go necklace with the stipulation that I can rip it off during a bit of raunchy action.

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Michelle says:

necklace. easy…

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:09 am
notsojenny says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the necklace for sure. because he’s bound to at least be tan and probably a frat boy so it wouldn’ tbe any harm. i’d be nervous about anyone in a fanny pack stalking me afterward.

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:10 am
MinD says:

The necklace, most def. It’s actually kind of sexy, ish, sort of, maybe…

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:15 am
raych says:

i may or may not have accomplished the fanny pack back last november (we had a themed party with fanny packs and visors)

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:16 am
thatShortChick says:

i’ll go with the necklace because ANYONE who is still rockin fanny packs deserves to not get any. EVER.

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Meghan says:

Necklace

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Amanda says:

The necklace! Because then, hopefully, I’m in Hawaii rather than Kentucky…

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:36 am
LiLu says:

Puka shell necklace. Unless the fanny pack is full of Skittles. Because seriously, who turns down Skittles? Taste THIS rainbow, beeyotch!

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Vanessa says:

puka shell necklace. much easier to rip off than a fanny pack.

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:50 am
AndyHannon says:

Necklace. Easily ignored. Plus I don’t like the idea of a fanny pack hitting me in the crotch area.

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Kelly says:

Definately have to go necklace. I would say fanny pack, because maybe it’s really useful, but there’s a creepy fellow at work that wears one. Now it just reminds me of dudes keeping their nail clippings in it…

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:55 am
sarahbelledotcom says:

the necklace, yo. 100%

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February 11th, 2009 at 10:03 am
JD says:

I guarantee 99% of guys who wear puka necklaces have herpes.

So, fanny pack. It’s a zoo out there, people.

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February 11th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Andrew says:

Fanny pack full of puka shells/A.I.D.S.

That was a no brainer.

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February 11th, 2009 at 10:32 am
deutlich says:

Puka shell necklace. At least that sucker won’t get caught in my naughty bits.

At least…..it shouldn’t…

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February 11th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Kate says:

Necklace, for sure.

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February 11th, 2009 at 11:07 am
alexa says:

seriously i think i would go with the fanny pack.

puka shell necklaces annoy the hell out of me – they are only worn by douchbags.

there better be condoms in that fanny pack though

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February 11th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Jem says:

The necklace, no question.

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February 11th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Bianca says:

You never cease to amaze me. Necklace. I’d conveniently rip it off during sex and say “oops, I guess I was really into it…” No way I could pull that off w/the fanny pack.

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February 11th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Lindsay says:

Necklace. The fannypack would get in the way.

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February 11th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
hillary says:

fact: in England “fanny” is a slang term for vagina.
I found that out after referring to a fanny pack about oooohhh twenty times. Oh the shame.

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February 11th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
courtney says:

HAHA.

the photos added all the more hilarity to the question.

necklace.
definitely the necklace.

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February 11th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Olga says:

The necklace. At the very least, the necklace wouldn’t get in the way.

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February 11th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Beth says:

Hahahahhahahaha!

Dude, I would so grab that fanny pack and take it for a ride. Just because that would be so damn hilarious.

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February 11th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Bing says:

Definitely the necklace. Even though it is FUG, it’s excusable. The fanny pack is a horrid no no, one that I could never get over. Plus the necklace could be ‘accidentally” ripped off!

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February 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Amanda says:

The one with the bigger penis.

Oh wait – not really the question?

Okay – the fanny pack. Assuming they are equally hot, definitely the fanny pack. Because that takes a MAN. And then I’d blog about it.

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February 11th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Joy @ Big Time Fancy says:

NECKLACE.

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February 11th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Dolce says:

Puka Shell!!! As long as it came with Kenny Chesney.

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February 11th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Jacqueline from MissMusing says:

necklace

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February 11th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
so@24 says:

Fanny pack! They keep the contraceptives in the pockets. Come on!

What the hell is wrong with these people?

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February 11th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Kari says:

The love of my life (and no, not my husband) wore a puca shell necklace. Damn he was hot. So…yeah, necklace. No question!

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February 11th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
katelin says:

i’d say the puka necklace, the fanny pack would just get in the way. haha.

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February 11th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Narm says:

Fanny pack. I could put bacon in there.

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Kyla says:

Fanny pack, for sure!

Who knows what kind of fun stuff he might be storing in there to get freaky with?!

Ha!

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February 11th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Babs says:

there is no question if Kenny Chesney is involved. SWOON.

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
mandy says:

The necklace. I am worried that the guy with the fanny pack might have a mullet….

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Jessica says:

Totally going with the necklace. A) Kenny Chesney is hotter than a d-bag with a fanny pack. And I don’t think I could handle having to undo that monstrosity around his waist to get to the goods.

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February 11th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
hautepocket says:

Do all fanny pack options come with a gut? Because if so, count me in for the puka shells.

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February 12th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Paula says:

It’s been so long (a year!!!!) that either probably would phase me as long as I got some!

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February 12th, 2009 at 12:49 am
sequined says:

Ooh puka shells. On men. How delightfully 2001.

And yeah, the necklace would interfere less with our boning, so that one.

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February 12th, 2009 at 1:27 am
JD says:

People, I give you 3 minutes and 42 seconds worth of video that will make you ALL rethink your puke-a shell choice:

http://joannaduff.wordpress.com/2008/12/15/ow-my-eyes/

FANNY PACK WINS.

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