you know you had a good weekend when…
-you have to look at your pictures to remember what you did.
-you almost forget that your blosse (blog + posse) was groped by 3 lesbians while leaving adams morgan. wait, what?
-you’re still too out of it to post anything but bullet points on monday morning.
- one of my favorite people in the whole world, caviandra, visited DC and made my life complete.
- saw Judah Friedlander at DC Improv with LiLu and B. It was my first comedy show and I fucking loved it. Judah was hilarious along with host (Sean Gabbert) and the feature. Bought awesome hats that say “world champion” in Spanish. cavy and I wore them all weekend. Got schooled by B (LiLu’s boyfriend) on the art of the kissy face in photos.
- met up with fabulous bloggers (lemmonex, deutlich, franco beans, vittoria) at Big Hunt and took way too many shots of tequila followed by delicious empanadas.
- woke up saturday and watched step up 2 with LiLu and cavy. had a dance off that led to LiLu spinning an air mattress on her head. unfortunately the camera malfunctioned while recording that part, but I promise it was excellent.
- went to old dominion brewhouse for burgers. got there before they were even open because we were so in need of grease.
- met up with lemmonex for more alcohol (at fado) and cupcakes (provided by lemmonex from hello cupcake. so friggin good) followed by seeing Year One. Can we note that on the way from the bar to the movie we were serenaded by some gospel tunes… KARMA. Year One was not a good movie, but it had a few redeeming moments. Like when jack black ATE A TURD. Michael Cera was funny. Paul Rudd was delicious (as always), but only in the movie for like 3 seconds.
- Went back to LiLu’s with all intentions of taking a nap, but instead watched Under the Tuscan Sun and professed our love for Diane Lane and her never-aging self.
- Tried to record a video. failed MISERABLY. We should never try rapping again. And by never I mean always.
- Went to Bourbon in Adams Morgan. Almost left because they were playing fucking jazz music and I HATE JAZZ MUSIC. Luckily we stuck it out because it turned out to be one of the best nights ever. Pithy and her crew came out to celebrate her 30th birthday along with too many wonderful people to link.
- Tried to hale a cab– big fucking fail. Decided to get Jumbo Slice and somewhere in between got groped by lesbians. Got back to LiLu’s and fought over which movie to watch (cavy: Center Stage 2, me: Hitch). Somehow Coyote Ugly ended up on the TV.
- Woke up Sunday morning and met Lemmonex at Matchbox for brunch which turned into us getting the most fabulous mini-burgers. Matchbox has the prettiest staff in all of dc. (pretty guys i mean) Was again assaulted by fucking jazz music again. Why does it haunt me everywhere I go?! (although we find out that the matchbox in chinatown does 80’s brunch on Saturdays. must. go. soon.)
- Intended to leave DC early, but changed plans and saw The Proposal which was super cute. Ryan Reynolds is fucking gorgeous.
- Went back to LiLu’s and watched He’s Just Not That Into You. HORRIBLE MOVIE. Made me hate being a girl and thank my lucky stars that I’m not a psycho like everyone in that movie.
- Dropped cavy off at the bus stop. Spent $11 at starbucks to be completely underwhelmed by both my drink and sandwich.
- Metro’d it back home and died of death.
I’m gonna go crawl under my desk and take a nap now. Have a great monday. For photographic proof of how cool we are check out LiLu’s post here.
Lemmonex says:
Everything hurts.
But it was worth it.
I want another cupcake in about 26 years when my body starts working again.
We need to do baked and wired. Do they deliver? I don’t really wanna go to Georgetown. I’m lazy
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:19 am
Britt says:
Sounds like an AWESOME weekend! Ryan Reynolds is indeed fucking gorgeous! I’ve never had a cupcake from hellocupcake, but they look DELICIOUS!
They were VERY good. I want one now.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 am
PQ says:
I should’ve come out Friday.
Fucking nervous breakdowns.
Love you!!
I tried to get you to! Next time
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:23 am
Aritza, Goddess of.. says:
You guys are awesome
Saw the crazy pics over at Lilu’s that prove exactly that !! Keep it up !
Thanks, love.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 am
Taylor says:
“Got schooled by B (LiLu’s boyfriend) on the art of the kissy face in photos”
He didn’t need to, you have the cutest kissy face!
Sounds like an awesome weekend.
Those pictures are all post b’s lesson!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 am
Meghan says:
Between the cupcakes and the excessive drinking it sounds like the best weekend ever. And I would have gone for Hitch too.
YES YES YES– hitch is the best.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:27 am
justjp says:
Hmmm, why must you make me jealous every Monday???
It’s just what I do.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:30 am
Marie says:
All looks very, very awesome! But then again I wouldn’t expect any less from you lovely ladies!
Thanks
It was quite awesome.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:30 am
LiLu says:
Thank god you use your words so I don’t have to.
I am going to pizza the hell out of that airmattress next time you’re down again… and this time we WILL TAPE IT.
I KNOW. I can’t believe the fucking camera didn’t work. Tragic!!!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:37 am
Alice says:
apparently lesbians are the new black here in the district..?? although come to think of it, the common denominator between my lesbian experience and yours this weekend is…. YOU
i hated HJNTIY as well. i hate that people think i might be like that because i am also a girl. EW.
They can smell my scent.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:38 am
alexa - cleveland's a plum says:
and that’s what i call a successful weekend. i’m impressed by all the movies that were watched, seriously.
you should have thrown some porn in though for good measure.
Oh we did. Cake Farts. Google that shit.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:39 am
moooooog35 says:
I went to the mall.
Thanks for rubbing that shit right in.
You’re Welcome. That’s what I”m here for.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 8:45 am
notsojenny says:
- big hunt is one of the only bars i’m familiar with in DC and i really enjoy it, even carpetless
- diane lane is my idol! seroiusly, i’d buy her skin and have it sewed on if it would work
- yah, that sounded really creepy to me too
Will you share her skin?
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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:01 am
Andhari says:
Dance, dance, gotta love it if she spinned like that is there any video I can watch please?
I wish! The freakin camera didn’t work.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:08 am
The 30th bday that I kinda sorta remember « DC is my Manhattan says:
[...] events become fuzzy. I vaguely remember going to Bourbon and meeting up w/ my lovely ladies, LiLu, Maxie, Lemmonex, Deutlich. f.B and his lovely lady were also there, and I finally got to meet (and [...]
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:23 am
cavy says:
neither center stage 2 OR hitch were available on demand. we should have redboxed that shit.
i’m detoxing until friday.
and @Alice, the lesbians WERE black.
I have hitch. Guess what we’re watching this weekend.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:34 am
cavy says:
and i couldn’t even manage bullets, so i salute you, persivia.
I bow to your excellence, caviandra.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 am
deutlich says:
i’m still terribly amused by the matching outfits.
hahaha
I know. Nerd alret.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:41 am
JoLee says:
I always miss all the good stuff!
YOU DO.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:41 am
Ben says:
I am afraid that when we meet I will not be able to keep up with you.
Don’t worry. I’m pretty sure you’re a faster learner.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:42 am
Angela says:
Diane Lane is hot.
Sounds like a much better weekend than I had!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 9:54 am
Lusty Reader says:
while the booze and amazing food consumption is impressive, i am in awe that y’all watched SIX movies! that is quite a feat in one weekend.
also “died of death” is hialrious. is that a Maxie TM or can i appropriate that phrase?
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 am
fizzgigabyte says:
mmm cupcake. i need to be in a box for a weekso i can get into a dress!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 am
Katie says:
Looks a-mazing. But, really what can we expect from the blog queens of the nation?
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 am
pithycomments says:
I heart the Big Hunt, mostly b/c I like saying the name out loud.
Dying of death was all I could think of on Sunday and it reminded me of you guys, which made the death feel a lil bit better. Love you crazy bishes!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 am
f.B says:
I was around for like 3 total hours of this and it was belligerently awesome. All I remember from Big Hunt is that we’re now going on a Disney cruise and that you two are champions.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
Liebchen says:
That’s an awful lot of quality movies (i.e. Step Up 2 and Center Stage 2…what?).
I admire your stamina. Truly.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 am
shine says:
I started my night with tequila and ended my night with puking in my lap and on my pretty pink shoes on Thursday. I think I’m still in recovery.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:35 am
Patrick says:
You forgot- it’s a good weekend if it ends up on other blogs… check for you!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Lost Artist says:
You guys are seriously pimpin in those hats. Maybe that’s why all weekend, for some inexplicable reason, I’ve been singing, “It’s hard out here for a pimp!”
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:49 am
Ask Alice says:
He’s Just Not Into = Desperate women who are psycho bitches
I thought the same thing about the book
Sounds like an awesome weekend nonetheless!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 am
Ali says:
That sounds like the weekend to end all weekends! Score.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 11:29 am
Mara says:
I am incredibly jealous you saw Judah Friedlander! I love him.
Also, He’s Just Not That Into You made me feel the same way. Some of my friends seemed to really feel that it “spoke to them”, which is a horrifying thought.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Vittoria says:
You truly are the campion del mundo
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June 22nd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Prune Face « Hold the Weak Sauce says:
[...] really, I’m dying inside because I desperately need one of these hats too. But now I’d just be a copycat/biter/fraud if I got [...]
June 22nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Cheddar says:
I feel like I need to see Judah before I buy the hat. But then again, I can just tell people I want to be like you and they’ll understand.
You guys are my weekend role models. I hope to have fun weekends again when I get back to civilization.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
katelin says:
seriously you guys have the best weekends i love it. the stories are always so amazing, one day i will hang out with you and it will be glorious.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
mandy says:
Your weekends in DC always sound/look like so much fun!!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Suburban Sweetheart says:
Glad I wasn’t the only one who despised “He’s Just Not That Into You.” I was so not into that movie.
Also: As I said, move to DC already. Sheesh.
Cute weekend recap. Sounds delish.
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June 22nd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Lady Jane says:
I loved the last line “Died of Death” Seriously…that rocks. So do you guys!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 7:23 pm
hautepocket says:
Rap on!
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June 22nd, 2009 at 7:23 pm
sleepyjane says:
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
I *hated* He’s just not that into you.
Who the hell is as crazy as that when they’re single? No fucking way.
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June 23rd, 2009 at 6:31 am
Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts says:
Gee whiz!! I MUST come to DC and hang out with you guys. LOL
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June 23rd, 2009 at 6:53 am
Just Playing Pretend says:
I worship all you ladies.
Worship.
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June 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
Nino says:
Sounds like the best freaking weekend of your life
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June 24th, 2009 at 3:51 pm