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Just Because.

November 6, 2009

The other day KatieBlogs sent me this joke. I’m aware that it’s absolutely disgusting, but I love it so much that I’m willing to lose some followers because of it.

Who am I kidding? If disgusting stuff bothered you guys, you wouldn’t read this blog at all.

Ready? Okay!

How do you piss of a female archeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period its from.

….

You’re welcome.

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30 Comments »

  1. Paula says:

    That is one of the grossest, yet funniest jokes I’ve ever heard, hahaha!

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    November 6th, 2009 at 4:55 am

  2. ellie says:

    I love it.

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    November 6th, 2009 at 5:03 am

  3. Angela says:

    I think that would also piss off male achaeologists because it’s so nasty!

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 5:28 am

  4. moooooog35 says:

    Not bad, not bad.

    But for really socially ostracizing yourself…

    Try THIS ONE.

    You’re welcome.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 6:01 am

  5. nirali says:

    dishgushting!!! dishhhgushhtinggg!!!

    but hilarious hahaha…. obviously disgusting stuff doesn’t scare me away haha!!

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 6:31 am

  6. Nicole says:

    My mind is blown. That was just… art.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 7:23 am

  7. Marie says:

    Bwahahaha! That’s awesome.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 7:41 am

  8. Ed Adams says:

    Good one.

    Of course, if she’s a lesbian, she would just lick it, and then have the answer.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 7:53 am

  9. Ben says:

    ihateyou

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 7:56 am

  10. carissajaded says:

    ewwww hahahaha, but awesome! Who doesn’t love a good bloody joke every once in a while?

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 8:24 am

  11. alice says:

    I just sent this joke to my boss earlier this week. True story. joke to joke t

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 8:34 am

  12. alice says:

    Uh.. Please to ignore random extra words attached to that last comment.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 8:35 am

  13. lefty says:

    what do you call and etheopian that doesn’t douche?

    a quarter pounder with cheese.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 9:00 am

  14. Lauren says:

    LOVE IT!!!

    hahahaha

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 9:09 am

  15. Lindsey says:

    hahaha i just sent that to some of my coworkers, we all started cracking up.

    great way to turn some heads in the office :)

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 9:50 am

  16. PQ says:

    YES!!!!

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 9:53 am

  17. Liebchen says:

    Ha – I like it. The other weekend my coworker went around spouting off another tampon joke, but I think it’s best delivered in person.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 10:08 am

  18. Katie says:

    There’s plenty more where that came from, baby.

    Hit me up when you need another fix.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 10:12 am

  19. phampants says:

    I miss your #nycmeetup hotel room so much!

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 10:19 am

  20. Dolce says:

    Haha!

    But you can do better!

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 10:21 am

  21. Courtney says:

    I actually didn’t think this one was as bad as it could’ve been…or maybe i’m just used to your sense of humor now…

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 10:22 am

  22. Jess says:

    Bwa ha ha. I’m definitely adding this one to my repertoire.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 10:47 am

  23. Matt says:

    Just not right.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 11:49 am

  24. violet says:

    LMFAO!!!! If I had balls like yours, I would send that to my co-workers and/or friends, but I don’t. Thanks for sharing!

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 11:51 am

  25. Toe says:

    Hilarious!

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    November 6th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

  26. shine says:

    As a female archaeologist, I just have this to say…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

    Now, I’m going to go tell this to all my friends.

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

  27. andhari says:

    EW.

    and ROFL. :D

    [Reply]

    November 6th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

  28. Tee aka The Diva's thoughts says:

    Eeeeiiiiwwwww!!!! lol

    [Reply]

    November 8th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

  29. Laurie says:

    That’s great! Here’s another one. I love telling it to my guy friends:

    Three tampons are walking down the road: one slender, one regular and one super.

    Which one do you think wants to have sex with you?

    (and the guys, depending on their personal tastes when it comes to women give their answer – to which I come back with)

    None of them. They’re all stuck up bitches.

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    November 10th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

  30. speakyourself says:

    LOL! Oh, I love it. Whoever came up with that is a GENIUS!

    [Reply]

    November 11th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

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