About Maxie:

Maxie, founder of ihatesomuch.com, is a 28-year-old lady living in Washington, DC, but originally hails from wild, wonderful West Virginia.

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things that could happen in vegas.

May 19, 2010

which one would you put your money on?

i’ll be at #bisc. see all y’all bitches next week.


  1. mandy says:

    Have a fantastic time!


    May 19th, 2010 at 7:05 pm

  2. Ashley says:

    Married. Definitely


    May 19th, 2010 at 9:51 pm

  3. moooooog35 says:

    My money is on:

    You miss your flight and they find you dead with your head shaved clutching a ‘Banned for Life’ card from Taj Mahal in one hand and a trail of beer cans strung together with sticky notes on them that all say ‘Just Married’ and their only clue is the tattoo you have on your upper lip of tally marks indicating how many shots you took that probably got you killed by the Elvis impersonator in the first place.

    I think I’m done here.


    flipflopsintherain Reply:

    LIKE. And agree.


    May 20th, 2010 at 5:05 am

  4. Michelle (bikramyogachick) says:

    I think you’ll get a tattoo, get married and set the record for shots.
    I’m just sayin’…..
    I suppose I should avoid the strip this weekend. LOL


    May 20th, 2010 at 9:21 am

  5. andhari says:

    I wanna see this tattoo if you ever get it.

    No menage a trois scenario? They say nothing is impossible in Vegas!


    May 22nd, 2010 at 11:30 am

  6. Katie says:

    Was Vegas the same without stumbling home and wanting to have sex with a pole? Just wondering?

    Also, going to be in DC in Jew-Lie, so here’s hoping you’ll be around for a Cock-tail.


    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:16 pm

  7. lbluca77 says:

    If I had seen this post before Vegas I would have guessed you will probably get a head wound.


    May 24th, 2010 at 4:29 pm

  8. LiLu says:

    How on EARTH did we make it out of there without tattos??

    And, yanno… ALIVE.


    May 25th, 2010 at 12:30 pm

  9. Le-PorkStar says:

    That headwound, Maxie lol… poor thing


    May 25th, 2010 at 3:07 pm

  10. Ask Alice says:

    Does it still throb every time you think of Tequila?


    May 25th, 2010 at 7:00 pm

  11. Kelsey says:

    hmm.. tattoo or get banned! lol


    May 30th, 2010 at 5:11 pm

  12. Olive says:

    It was so fun to finally actually meet you yesterday!!!!!!!!


    June 5th, 2010 at 10:25 am

  13. Ginger says:

    Maxie, I just found your blog and fell in LOVE! You’re freakin’ hilarious. I’m a new follower!


    June 13th, 2010 at 5:20 pm

  14. Cheryl says:

    So now that you’re back, which one did happen?
    Cross my fingers for the shaved head.


    June 20th, 2010 at 12:06 pm

  15. Dartboard says:

    Man…aim for all of the above. That would rule.


    July 8th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

  16. Lindsay says:

    asshat! good for you!
    i also have a hard time blogging without bitching about things, but i am trying hard. nobody likes my brand of complaining. it takes a special kind of voice.


    July 18th, 2010 at 5:19 pm

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