Taken directly from the turtlecalls website:
for two (2) dollars i will call your friend or enemy or boss or whoever and pretend to be a turtle for up to (2) minutes. i am the first and best company for your turtlecall needs – the copycats may be cheaper but they barely even sound like real turtles.
The second I read about this amazing service I knew I had to buy them for my friends immediately. Although I bought 6, only 3 of my friends picked up their phones (LAMEOS).
I feel as if it my obligation to share these gems with you. Also, when the hell is someone going to buy me a fucking turtle call? If I don’t get one of these for my birthday I may have to start eating turtle soup for every meal. Just a warning.
First, Cari, my long lost love, who obviously knew it was coming (TWSS) …
And then Rebecca… genuinely confused and also my favorite one posted to date.
Edit: Oh eff balls. Somehow I forgot that Jenn‘s call has also been posted. Spoiler alert, it features forever lazys and her awesome laugh. Enjoy.