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Maxie, founder of ihatesomuch.com, is a 28-year-old lady living in Washington, DC, but originally hails from wild, wonderful West Virginia.

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things that could happen in vegas, round 2

May 19, 2011

viva las vegas! be back next week, barring no Apocalypse or tequila death.

*I may not currently have a passport, but I think with 730+ condoms, you can get just about anywhere.

** yea, this happened last year. thanks so much, marble bathroom!

*** I might do that sober.


  1. Ms. Salti says:

    I’m ridiculously jealous. Upon your return, I expect a detailed list of when/where and with whom each of the condoms was used. It’s your womanly duty to use as many as possible!


    May 19th, 2011 at 6:44 am

  2. alexa - cleveland's a plum says:

    have fun maxie pad!


    May 19th, 2011 at 7:56 am

  3. Suburban Sweetheart says:

    You know that hair grows back, right? NOT a lifelong decision. Unless you want it to be, I guess. After four years, my hair has finally grown to where I want it after shaving it. DUMB IDEA.


    May 19th, 2011 at 10:51 am

  4. Chanel says:

    OMG Freaking hilarious!!!


    May 19th, 2011 at 12:52 pm

  5. Lisa E says:

    Dude, that picture of that third eye on someone’s head is the stuff nightmares are made of. Holy shit, girl.


    May 19th, 2011 at 4:38 pm

  6. mandy says:

    Have a great time!


    May 19th, 2011 at 7:31 pm

  7. phampants says:

    What? No Tiger Face?


    May 19th, 2011 at 8:22 pm

  8. Any Woman, Any City says:

    CAN NOT WAIT for the redux. Be safe. Wrap it up (with all your lovely condoms). And buy a fabulous wig.


    May 20th, 2011 at 6:37 am

  9. Ginny says:

    Don’t forget the part where you decided to be a rapper. Please do that.


    May 25th, 2011 at 9:29 am

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