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By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:52:08 +0000

I forgot, he also blows his nose all day on the same handkerchief. Each time he fluffs it out, analyzes it front & back at eye level (so that you can see all the boogers and snot on it as well) and folds it the same way before blowing his nose. This ritual takes place every hour almost on the dot.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:47:59 +0000

OMG — you people are describing the guy I work with … only he does ALL the above. He loudly slurps his coffee then follows each slurp with a long “ahhhhhhh.” He does this constant inner burping that sounds like he’s trying to keep from vomitting. He clears his throat to the tune of every 5 seconds throughout the day, as if it’s a nervous tick. He also talks so loudly that I can’t hear people who are even standing right at my desk, much less on the phone. He also files his nails (scratch, scratch, scratch — would clip, clip, clip be better maybe — every single day for at least 10 minutes. He also whistles and hums the same top 40’s tune all day long for a week or two at a time so that it gets stuck in your own head. Then because he obviously doesn’t have enough to do he gets up and comes back only leaving long enough to get me excited about the temporary quiet. He’s like a jack in the box. I also believe he’s doing it deliberately to bother me because when he’s in a meeting with others or walking up & down the hall, he doesn’t do any of these things!

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:48:13 +0000

Ha! Thats great.

We have a guy that actually tries to whistle like a bird and walk by really fast so you dont know its him and your all “oh my god theres a bird in the office”

By: kimberkley

kimberkley — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:22:30 +0000

yeah i’m at this page because i am trying to find a solution to the idiot whistler at my work place. there’s no tune or anything- just mindless whistling. oh and he BATHES in cheap god-awful cologne too. really, i don’t know what’s worse? idiot.
but seriously, tony’s suggestion was freaking hysterical:pee on her desk and look at her and whistle. omg!!

By: Mike Mike

Mike Mike — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:45:42 +0000

i have found that earplugs inside the ear and then headphones with music on helps very much. we play sound clips here at work when the one problem guy here starts acting up, which is every day. here’s the circumstances: the late 40s aged guy in one of the cubicles here at work, we’ll just call him “Len”, he is a whistler also. he is also a nail clipper. and he is a little hard of hearing from years of loud music and that all adds oh so much joy for us coworkers. he doesn’t seem to notice his own flatulance all day long. he slurps his coffee loudly. he chews with his mouth open and that makes loud squishing chomping noises, like a famished billy goat perhaps? when he puts on headphones and listens to music, i can hear it loud and clear and he is stuck in the late 70s, early to mid 80s. and then he hums loudly along to the music, or at times even sings along, and oh what a voice, almost as good as skinning live cats! it gets way worse. that would be when he gets or makes calls on his cell phone. yup, the volume is turned all the way up, to match his voice apparently. so every word about mom’s rash or aunt edna’s warts or the moldy flooded basement comes thru in crystal clear detail. and since he’s started internet dating recently, all the calls and all the intimate details are unfortunately broadcast thruout the office whether we want to hear them or not. if i hear the phrase ‘beef injection’ one more time…

Aaah. he has just started whistling again as i sit here and type this comment, seriously. i think i’ll just stab my eardrums with a fork. anybody have a fork i can borrow?

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By: B Money

B Money — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:57:48 +0000

Wow. I have no idea how I got to this pot but how fortuitous. I have a whistler in my office… My boss. She LOVES to listen to soft Jazz of the worst type. It’s all completely terrible. Fortunately she wears headphones Unfortunately, she then whistles long, slow, toneless, horrifically piercing “songs” for hours on end. When she’s on the whistling kick I will find myself with a sore neck/jaw from clenching all day to contain the RAGE. The only solution: noise canceling headphones. They’re expensive but worth every penny. The only downside is between songs catching a “riff” of the toneless shrill noise almost sends me through the roof.

Ahh. Feeling better. Thanks for that.

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